News Report: Mario is real and he sells Mercedes (DLC)
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Japan is known to be good at a lot of things, particularly live-action is generally a good bet unlike their western counterpart *cough Dragon Ball Evolution*. As it turns out, Mario is a hunk and he sells Mercedes cars, sorta. You see, there's an upcoming DLC for Mario Kart and you can get your free Mercedes "kart" for free! But, I'm sure you're more or less interested in watching the commercial so let's get straight to it!Wow, did you see that? That's one heck of a porn star, rather if he actually were Mario, Peach would stop gallivanting with Bowser for sure and if she ever got kidnapped again, Bowser would become toadstool. Well, not really because his biggest weakness is taking a Goomba to the knee. I could make a Skyrim joke right about now but I'd rather not.Nintendo has mentioned that there will be an announcement later in the future for the DLC's availability outside of Japan. We will probably see more of these kinds of advertisements as Nintendo had decided to license their characters.
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