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The most highly advanced and largest particle accelerator named the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) 'atom smasher' at the CERN center in Geneva, Switzerland has been fired up to its highest energy level to detect what they hoped to be a miniature black hole or even create them. Their goal was to detect and unveil a whole new universe scientists at the LHC say.

After three full hours of atom smashing at a whopping 9.5 TeV (a TeV is 1,000,000,000,000, or one trillion, electron Volts) on March 17th, data was analyzed through a vast array of super computers over the weekend and analyzed. Today, officials at CERN have unveiled the most staggering results yet.

We have discovered a parallel universe to our own, one of which is merely one-micron offset from ours. Normally, when people think of the multiverse, they think of the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, where every possibility is actualized. This is not what we mean by parallel universes. What we mean is real universes in extra dimensions. What we have discovered is a universe very much like our own with what appears to have different gravitational rules, and colorimetry, Dr. Shumacher says.

Dr. Shumacher continued to elaborate about their gravitational rule findings and how it was discovered. Essentially in laymen terms, our gravity leaked into their universe for a brief moment while exhibiting wavelengths that were "solid looking" against matter. Wavelenghs were only discovered between 700nm to 420nm and what they described "strange, quirky-quarky shades much like that of a cartoon".

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The CERN scientists say this could give clear signs of dimensions beyond length, breadth, depth and time because at such high energy particles could be tracked disappearing. In the end, CERN has discovered a parallel universe and one with odd color wavelenghs that resemble that of a cartoon due to its limitation. In other words, CERN has discovered a very real “anime universe”.

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