I just finished reading the other introductions and I'm not the only weird one here.. im the Lord of the Pies! I got that nickname when I was 14 (now 19) after I ate two whole pies at a school contest within the 5 minute mark (4:27). Rest assured, I'm not fat, I have that stomach that can handle a lot of food yet I don't feel I can ever be at the level of Kobaiyashi or Megatoad.
Now you the weird origin of my nickname, I'm pleased to be on this website! I plan to learn some Japanese but mostly just hangout.